Cyber Chutney Arse Duck: Part 3

This is the Cyber Chutney Arse Duck Show, and you are listening to the Cyber Chutney Arse Duck Show. This is a show specifically designed for some person who might be walking down a country lane, at 3 in the morning listening to this show…

Following on from Part 2, this is Part 3. Poo Lord and Co. have used their bedrooms to create: orifice logs, laughing, decimal spots and village idiots.

e-mail: Poo Lord

Marvin Suicide: 81 – My ears have eyes.

Hello to you. Apologies for the tardiness of this weeks show release. I have been walking amongst the hills and the internet is a shy old beast at the best of times, especially amongst them there hills. Please find below the tracklisting for show 81, which was broadcast on Resonance 104.4FM on the 13th August 2006.

1. Trace 2 by Fp, Trace(s):
enoughrecords.scene.org

2. The Maker by Beak, El Hacedor EP:
www.monotonik.com

3. Weiff, Ich by Batfinks, Peach Route EP:
www.hippocamp.net

4. Sinking Feeling by The Race, If You Can:
www.flameshovel.com

5. Berzinel by Genetic, Leighf EP:
www.lifeformproject.com

6. It Keeps Me Up by Youth Club, The Museum Pieces:
www.youthclub.ca

Bye bye.

I’m ready for my close-up: Screenplays by Tony Grisoni

Alex Fitch interviews Tony Grisoni, writer of Michael Winterbottom’s In this world and Terry Gilliam’s adaptation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The show will be concentrating on Tony’s latest two scripts: Tideland directed by Gilliam which is currently in the cinema and Brothers of the Head (from the directors of Lost in La Mancha) which is showing today in Edinburgh and goes on general release in October.

Links: Tideland / Brothers of the Head reviews
Wikipedia entries on: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas / In this World

Originally broadcast 17th August 2006 (25.4mb)

the heard world 37: aleatory and creatures

i’m sorry i have been mostly absent from your lives. things are very busy at the heard world headquarters, and we are short staffed due to a scheduling mishap involving an unfortunate amount of staff members taking their summer vacations at the same time. i have personally scrapped together this show for your enjoyment which includes rambling through a homemade microphone on the way to the liquor store modulated through a homemade delay pedal; rebote 2 and several insects, birds, and RF signals that play together nicely. We end with a short motorcycle test ride on my 1975 Honda CB750F. see if you can hear the part where i stall the engine like the true winner i am.

Harmon e. Phraisyar: Go Tell The Masters

“The human race is not much more than a bunch of lying, two-faced schnooks,” argues an unidentified voice in a heartfelt polemic on the regulations and bureaucratic chaos of modern Britain. This is surrounded by a medley of loops and collages.

Want to know the correct way to handle your copy of Blunkett’s Book of Regulations? Listen closely.

Hooting Yard: Blodgett Island Parts 1 and 2

The beach. Solemn music. Ah-Fang Van Der Houygendorp’s funeral. Everyone is looking very deep and meaningful, holding hands and comforting one another. Lothar Preen is now looking even more soulful than before, if such a thing is possible. Dobson is back and in charge of the arrangements. He asks Mrs Gubbins if she wants to say anything. She looks sulky, but I think it is meant to be grief, and shakes her head. Lothar Preen launches into a speech about what a great guy Ah-Fang Van Der Houygendorp was, even though he didn’t get to know him.

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Blodgett arrives, still soaked in Ah-Fang Van Der Houygendorp’s blood. “It was my fault! We found a plane! I would have gone but my leg was hurt. He was a hero.” Dobson loses it, runs over and knocks Blodgett to the ground and begins to beat him up, shouting “Where were you? Where were you?” The others pull him away as we pause for the first advert break.

At this point we learn that L’Oreal has a new product featuring “light reflecting booster technology”.

This special episode of Hooting Yard was recorded on December 28th 2005. You can read the complete transcript on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website.

I’m ready for my close-up: Filming Domestic Archaeology

For our second podcast: one of the most recent shows (to give listeners a chance to get to the exhibition before it closes)…

Alex Fitch interviews Chris Allen, founder member of the Light Surgeons, a company that produces films and multimedia events. Their current project is an exhibition called Domestic Archaeology which is at the Geffrye Museum in East London until the 28th of August. The show features video and photographic depictions of modern living rooms plus interviews with the inhabitants.

Links:The Light Surgeons
Domestic Archaeology
The Geffrye Museum

Originally broadcast 3rd August 2006 (27 mb)

Epistaxis Time – The End

It feels unsafe… Has the second series of Epistaxis Time come to a premature end? Yes, probably. This show wasn’t submitted with the usual accompaniment of feverish text and ingredient listings, and I am loath to supply bullet-pointed provisional song titles for fear of error. Conspiracy theories abound that our host was ‘pretending to die’, and was in fact recruited by Sainsbury’s secret Trolley Reclaimant Squad for his deep understanding of the Mandelbrot chaos that comprises local trolley displacement and the logic of it all. We don’t know!
Epistaxis 6 Trolleys

Square Sausage: Stewart Lee Interview

An extract from Resonance FM’s series “The Square Sausage” in which Richard Thomas interviews British stand-up comedian and theater director Stewart Lee. Stew talks about his latest project “Talk Radio”, his previous project “Jerry Springer the Opera”, and his personal Fringe highlights.

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