Now you’ve done it. This instalment introduces us to the dot matrix guitar (‘printar’) emanating dotty boss riffs and hot licks (literally: the print head gets hot enough to fry eggs on) which are played and amplified in your general direction, love. Subsequent misery ensues: Phone Chr*s Or Die Trying Mama was a Shapeshifter – [...]
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Epistaxis Time: Boo-hoo, Review and Interview
Published by July 21st, 2006 in Epistaxis Time. 3 CommentsThis episode contains a sob story, but more importantly: a celebrity interview(!), but I shan’t spoilt it by revealing too much. How refreshing! Here’s a mapping to guide you through this episode’s construct:
JJ and his Substrates – Submarining
Magazine reviews
It Seems So Right, It’s Wro-ho-ong – The Effeminate Xylophonists
Sludgemunchkin – Sludgemunchkin
Heimlich Manoeuvrability – Cindy’s Workout Tapes [...]
Under a could of financial/general difficulties our host finds himself homeless, so woos us with his ’sonic portrait’ skills that showcase his potential as your personal in-house artist (if you grant him accommodation, that is). A marvellous gem from his music collection follows:
Sam Jones – Hero
An enthused reading of a poem entitled ‘Onion’ ends [...]
Following the well-trodden path of saying “hello” on radio and suchlike, attempts are made to orientate the listener as fully as humanly possible. However, the introduction is stripped of all credibility and matter-of-factness, as the dialogue was recorded in anti-realtime from within a phase inverted superelectromagnetic space-chamber which interferes with one’s perception of time.
I [...]