Yet another scientific / musical experiement decends into rubbish and paranoia. Our host investigates the accoustic properties of stolen Lamp-Post Doors when suspended by twine. This show includes lamp-post door compositions and a visit from the Jehova’s Witnesses. First broadcast on July 14th 2004.
Category Archives: Shows
The Exciting Hellebore Shew: Audio Flyering Special
A documentary on audio-flyering (or tapedropping): the unfine art of purposefully dropping a cassette of supposedly messed-up “distressed” music and sound as an affront to music retail. This episode was first broadcast on October 17th 2003.
Hooting Yard: The Names of the Ponds
This exciting episode of Hooting Yard brings the first in a series of Bulgarian folk tales, plus a catalogue of Hooting Yard’s most significant ponds. It was first broadcast on the 15th of September 2004.
* Ugo’s New Hooter
* The Hooting Yard Search Engine Lure
* The Lactose-intolerant Jezebel of Botnia, her impending flu jab, and the howling of wolves at dusk.
* The Names of the Ponds
The Truth About Markets – originally aired May 7th 2005
Kevin Eldon: Speakers #8 – Francais
Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’ss finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
The Truth About Markets – originally aired April 23rd
Kevin Eldon: Speakers #7 – Transmission
Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
Hooting Yard: Pining and Pothorst Land
This episiode, first broadcast on the 8th of September 2004 corrects significant misconceptions concerning the naming of dogs and the origins of America.
* Name That Cur – Dobson on the naming of dogs (A stern corrective)
* Escape From a Ship on Fire
* Eighteen Questions: Where Are the Snows of Yesteryear?
* Gigantic Balls of Volatile Gas
* Pining and Pothorst (The history of America corrected).
Hooting Yard: Obsequies For Lars Talc
A particularly eerie episode of Hooting Yard, first broadcast 12th May 2004. This episode contains extracts from Frank’s possibly soon-to-be released anthology: Obsequies For Lars Talc.
* “Hello Darkness My Old Friend” – a nightmare.
* “Two Ponds”
* “Andrewmotionopoly”
* Career Change – Working for L’Oreal
* Pang Hill News – The Burning of Pang Hill Orphanage
* Mrs Gubbins – An Update
* Background information on “Hooting Yard on the Air”
* Obsequies for Lars Talc