Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
Just the thing to annoy your friends who are intent on explaining why your life would be better if you wrapped yourself in an orange bedsheet and shaved your head.
Eldon speaks the voice of accepted untruths that are not understood without being known, while accepted as knowledge.
From the Idiots Directory Oxford University Press, 1927 written by an idiot.
I aspire for a greater understanding of petty-grand foolishness. One day I will have false teeth and such things will be possible.
Thank you for showing the way to meaningless practice which through its very existence has meaning. Embrace the ways of the fool and flick the V’s at the 21st Century.
Khevin Eldon; he wuv dicking awound!
That was an awesome monolgue.
…hmmm, except, perhaps, that he is himself a practising Buddhist Mr Roberts. Then again, it is a lay sect that he belongs to…