Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
Category Archives: Shows
Hooting Yard: The Phlogiston Variations
This special episode of from the 5th of May 2004 contains a single epic recitation; “The Phlogiston Variations” is a heavily-annotated history of Chlorine Winslow’s orchestral masterpiece, and has much to say about the bouffants of maestro conductors, the sonic possibilities of farming implements, and the the life of the greatest Alaskan composer of the last (and possibly next) five-hundred years.
Hooting Yard: Hound of the Cargpans
After an extended and inexcusable delay, we are delighted to offer you this download of Hooting Yard On the Air, first broadcast on the 21st of April 2004.
* Pen portraits of ship’s captains: Captain Flask
* Rebranding of the seven dwarves
* Hound of the Cargpans
* Technical problems on the Hooting Yard Website
* Mrs Gubbins Throws a Fit
* ‘Dobsonia’ – Four extracts from the Autobiography of Dobson
* Recipe of the Week: “Aphabet Soup”
* Istvan and Zoltan – part one of an exciting series
* The Disgusting Bilge of Cadet Vig
Kevin Eldon – Speakers #5 – Induction
Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
The Truth About Markets – originally aired April 9th 2005
Kevin Eldon: Speakers #4 – Decree
Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
The Truth About Markets – originally aired April 2nd 2005
Midnight Sex Talk: Groupies – aired 14th August 2005
What a superb line-up on Midnight Sex Talk this week! For a start, we achieved a most enlightening encounter with The Reverend D Wayne Love of Alabama 3, who spoke from the upstairs room about his extensive exploits with the ladies. There’s something very special he likes done with a toothbrush, girls!
We also managed to get the sublime Marianne Hyatt on the phone, who’s up in Edinburgh right now in satirical cabaret A Girl Called George, and who has a very useful technique for getting groupies to back off. We garnered drunken quotes from a wide selection of musicians, who pretty much agreed that The Code Of The Road (see Rule #1) still holds good. (Above, the Reverend, taken from efestivals.co.uk where yet more divine portraits are available as e-cards.)
The Truth About Markets – originally aired March 26th 2005
Kevin Eldon: Speakers #3 – Space
Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.