Epistaxis Time: Candy Arse Lover

Following the well-trodden path of saying “hello” on radio and suchlike, attempts are made to orientate the listener as fully as humanly possible. However, the introduction is stripped of all credibility and matter-of-factness, as the dialogue was recorded in anti-realtime from within a phase inverted superelectromagnetic space-chamber which interferes with one’s perception of time.

I have it on good authority that in spite of the embarrassing proclamations herein, his parents are still proud of him; mainly because of the anti-realtime time disruption facilitator thingybob, a difficult thing to build indeed.

Tracks proceed thusly:

  • Peter Grudzein – Candy Arse Lover
  • Followed by a short acoustical investigation.
  • The Jazz Punishment Directive – Dance like a Victim
  • Felicity’s Bean – Heavy Metal
  • Followed by an amusing anecdote
  • Admiral Messyface and his Bumchugging Jizz Quartet – Shropshire Examiner
  • A haiku couplet.
  • Abu Quitar-Martyr and the Funk Radicals – There She Goes (Fatwa)

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