Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
Hooting Yard: Pining and Pothorst Land
This episiode, first broadcast on the 8th of September 2004 corrects significant misconceptions concerning the naming of dogs and the origins of America.
* Name That Cur – Dobson on the naming of dogs (A stern corrective)
* Escape From a Ship on Fire
* Eighteen Questions: Where Are the Snows of Yesteryear?
* Gigantic Balls of Volatile Gas
* Pining and Pothorst (The history of America corrected).
Hooting Yard: Obsequies For Lars Talc
A particularly eerie episode of Hooting Yard, first broadcast 12th May 2004. This episode contains extracts from Frank’s possibly soon-to-be released anthology: Obsequies For Lars Talc.
* “Hello Darkness My Old Friend” – a nightmare.
* “Two Ponds”
* “Andrewmotionopoly”
* Career Change – Working for L’Oreal
* Pang Hill News – The Burning of Pang Hill Orphanage
* Mrs Gubbins – An Update
* Background information on “Hooting Yard on the Air”
* Obsequies for Lars Talc
The Truth About Markets – originally aired April 16th 2005
Kevin Eldon – Speakers #6 – Communication
Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
Hooting Yard: The Phlogiston Variations
This special episode of from the 5th of May 2004 contains a single epic recitation; “The Phlogiston Variations” is a heavily-annotated history of Chlorine Winslow’s orchestral masterpiece, and has much to say about the bouffants of maestro conductors, the sonic possibilities of farming implements, and the the life of the greatest Alaskan composer of the last (and possibly next) five-hundred years.
Hooting Yard: Hound of the Cargpans
After an extended and inexcusable delay, we are delighted to offer you this download of Hooting Yard On the Air, first broadcast on the 21st of April 2004.
* Pen portraits of ship’s captains: Captain Flask
* Rebranding of the seven dwarves
* Hound of the Cargpans
* Technical problems on the Hooting Yard Website
* Mrs Gubbins Throws a Fit
* ‘Dobsonia’ – Four extracts from the Autobiography of Dobson
* Recipe of the Week: “Aphabet Soup”
* Istvan and Zoltan – part one of an exciting series
* The Disgusting Bilge of Cadet Vig
Kevin Eldon – Speakers #5 – Induction
Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
The Truth About Markets – originally aired April 9th 2005
Kevin Eldon: Speakers #4 – Decree
Kevin Eldon is one of the UK’s finest comedy actors. For this exclusive series Kevin has written a series of monologues, lectures, soliloquys. All of which, no doubt, squat toad-like upon the cusp of delerium.
