This epoch-shattering episode of Hooting Yard on the Air was first brodcast on the 15th December 2004. Once again, we begin the show with an exciting anecdote combining ornithological and nautical themes.

* The Swiss Family Robinson
* To Important Birthdays (Christopher Plumber and Dick Van Dyke)
* One Morning on the lane that runs from Pointy Town to Coctlosh
* Old Doddery Martin
* Tiny Enid Confronts the Russian Bear
* Stairway to Heaven
* In Loopy Copse
* Three Blue Days of Imbecilic Glee
* The Dark Night of the Soul
* Constance, Bereft