Harmon e. Phraisyar: Have You Felt Horn?

Meet Ottakar and his girlfriend Walushka. Ottakar would like to tell you about the fun times he and Walushka have in London’s happening art scene, except he can’t, because he doesn’t enjoy any of it. Not for Ottakar modern art exhibitions of piles of felt, or the radio programme where “the lady with the baby and the saxophone goes walking”. Sadly he would rather listen to that other station a turn of the dial to the right. Some people.