Educational programming for the attention-deficient. The esteemed Professor L. Ron Breful explores the facets of digital technology for your edification. L. Ron’s discourse is aided by his talking computer and frequently interrupted by his teenage daughter, Margaret. Musical distractions are provided by L. Ron himself and a whole lotta tourists watching girls bang a gong.
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Harmon e. Phraisyar: The Digital Age
Published by July 12th, 2006 in Harmon e. Phraisyar. 2 CommentsHarmon e. Phraisyar: 2 Lame 2 Laborious
Published by June 28th, 2006 in Harmon e. Phraisyar. 0 CommentsHarmon awakes in the Global Village once more, where information, information, information is required. 307 is holding a modern art contest and villagers who fail to exhibit face, naturally, a terrible fate. Time for Mr. e. to vegetate in front of television for inspiration. Later, at the opening, Harmon meets his fellow exhibitors: a shelf-stacking [...]
Harmon’s benevolent captors insist that his mind-balance will be improved if he takes a holiday. But where to go, when everywhere in the Global Village is the same? Well, for a start, there’s Loser’s Glitch, a town populated with bloodthirsty improvising musicians and policed by cranky ex-EastEnder Ms. T. Outhwaite. Now, that sounds like a [...]
Harmon e. Phraisyar: Great Land And Sea Battles
Published by June 14th, 2006 in Harmon e. Phraisyar. 0 CommentsMore haphazard adventuring with the fleecy-testicled DJ. This time around, Harmon appears to have died and become reincarnated on a gas-powered parallel earth where he’s wanted for crimes committed by his alternate self. His sinister new landlady, Mrs. Bassetthorn briefs Mr. e on the method of his escape: he’s to do away with a professor [...]
Harmon e. Phraisyar: Dictator Creator
Published by May 31st, 2006 in Harmon e. Phraisyar. 0 CommentsSocio-political commentary in this edition, in which we find Harmon in the Global Village, playing with the Resonance Radio computer. Dictator Creator is a “sim game” in which you can build your own despot. Sound like fun? Then why not join Harmon in sampling the results? We hear from a ghostly voice emitting unintelligible, half-composed [...]
Harmon e. Phraisyar: If You can, Dig It
Published by May 22nd, 2006 in Harmon e. Phraisyar. 1 CommentFor various hellishly complex reasons, Harmon is obliged to murder and impersonate a famous female archaeologist. Will our hero accomplish the deed in time to catch to the next flight to Iraq from Croydon Rocket-Port? Warning: This episode features sinister nocturnal activities and bogus archaeology.
Harmon e. Phraysier: Universal Signifier Sucks!
Published by May 18th, 2006 in Harmon e. Phraisyar. 3 CommentsHarman e Phrayser has just entered a time portal disguised as the notorious female archaeologist, Professor Bronte Twiblett-Jones. Now he’s popped out the other end “like toothpaste from a tube”… but which of the multitude of infinite paralell universes has he ended up in? This question and many others will be answered in this week’s [...]
Harmon e. Phrayser is still trapped in the Global Village, a place where all the the bad DJs get sent as a kind of punishment (or something like that). Concerned by Harmon’s inability to organise an escape plot, Harmon is forced to attend iprov / storytelling evening, in which the residents exchange strange stories around [...]
Harmon e. Phraysier: Bag Dad’s Army
Published by April 21st, 2006 in Harmon e. Phraisyar and Uncategorized. 1 CommentMore wartime antics from Harmon e. Phraysier; A stirring address to the People of Iraq from their great leader, and a salute to one of the greatest armed forces of our age.
Harmon e. Phraysier: And on the Eighth Day…
Published by February 16th, 2006 in Harmon e. Phraisyar and Uncategorized. 2 CommentsHarmon and Mrs Fokkerwolf find themselves in a vast, eternal changeless void. Given the opportunity to play God, they start to create, starting with… “Let there be light!”