This sombre episode of Hooting Yard; first broadcast on December 22nd 2004 begins with an appeal for those who do not know if they are hinged or unhinged.

* Hinged, Unhinged or Neither (An appeal)
* I saw three ships (Trapping Bol Weevils)
* The Legend of the Grunty Man
* Petrochemical Shiver-me-Timbers conclave
* Recipe: Boiled Cormorant a-la Dobson
* The Cardboard Club