Hooting Yard : Cramp Medication

I stared at the cows, and the cows stared back.


They showed no sign of letting me pass. And then it dawned on me that they must have been sent as emissaries to stop me returning to the prog rock bewilderment home where Primrose tended to ghouls. The cows were trying to save me from becoming a ghoul myself, and urging me, in their quiet, cow-like way, to turn around, and to return in the direction of the horrible cave!

  • The Horrible Cave : Part One
  • The Horrible Cave : Part Two
  • The Horrible Cave : Part Three
  • The Horrible Cave : Part Four

This episode of Hooting Yard was first broadcast on the 7th March 2007. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website, and the perfect Hooting Yard On The Air companion Befuddled By Cormorants is available for purchase. Photo by I-Man–10N.