Hooting Yard: Black Gold Green Crushed Crepe Hat

Miles away, Dobson was smoking his pipe and lackadaisically paying out the wool, hand over hand. Suddenly, he felt it jerk, and held on tight. And then he was yanked free of the thorny brambly creeping greenery rife with puffy spiders and venomous beetles and dragged across a wasteland of fields and gravel pits and sumps and countryside filth until he fetched up at the feet of the commandos who reeled him in, just as midnight struck.

  • Cow Byre Tsar
  • Satan’s Spa
  • Tremendous Potato Urgency
  • All Hail Yoko!
  • One In A Series Of Hiking Pickles
  • Gubbins Music
  • Strictly Pamphleteering
  • Father Hopkins, SJ

This episode of Hooting Yard was first broadcast on the 21st February 2007. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website, and the perfect Hooting Yard On The Air companion Befuddled By Cormorants is available for purchase. Photo by Nigel Jones.