Hooting Yard: Terrifyingly Pale Fists

I was sent some tickets in the post yesterday, as a special treat. I know that Tim the radio meteorologist says that Thursday will be a day of driving rain and howling gales, and I know that it will be the fourth day of our fast, and we will be famished, but I am determined that we go. The alternative is that we spend yet another afternoon trying to tether the wild goats, and I am not sure I can take much more of that, so the balsa wood factory it will be.

  • Deworming Your Goat The Hooting Yard Way
  • Sieves And Basins
  • The Story Of The Lame Dog, The Caged Bird, The Drowned Cat, The Gold Watch, The Whisky Boy And The Insane Boy
  • Reading from The Insane Root by Mrs Campbell Praed
  • Me And My Homunculus
  • An Outing
  • So You Want To Become A Haruspex?
  • Docking Hack
  • Orrery Sleuth

This episode of Hooting Yard was first broadcast on the 1st November 2006. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website, and the perfect Hooting Yard On The Air companion Befuddled By Cormorants is available for purchase. Photo by ptrob59.