Pilfering through the voices of today’s logicians… First Broadcast on October 23, 2003.

• Begins with nose-picking complaint, instructing listeners not to listen to the Hellebore Shew.

• ‘Bring me a hail of slow-motion on a plate please (followed by the aerial bombardment of your head)’ – Ray Stispozeille, an atempt to subvert the ‘think before you talk’ ethic. Unintentionally tedious.

• Commentary: The rights and wrongs of tape-dropping fodder.

• Ripe, Ripe Vegetable

• Intermission by poet and musician Mr Legge, in which he interrupts his own performance with an ad-hoc poetry one-man convention.

• Makeover – recorded betwixt the 20th and 21st centuries in Hertfordshire.