Resonance FM Podcasts

Resonance FM Podcasts header image 5

Search Results for hooting yard

Hooting Yard: What Is Wrong With Grooving?

August 27th, 2010 · No Comments

I had my pippy bag and my hiking apparel, and I had a handful of feed for any goats that might cross my path as I wended my way. The sky was blue, and I thought of Ruskin. Well, in truth I thought of both Ruskin and Letta Mbulu. I wondered, as I often have, [...]

 

[Read more →]

Tags: Hooting Yard

Hooting Yard: Oubliette Of Fops.

August 19th, 2010 · No Comments

Who but an Englishman, the legendary Sir John Franklin, could have managed to die of starvation and scurvy along with all 129 of his men in a region of the Canadian Arctic whose game had supported an Eskimo colony for centuries? When the corpses of some of Franklin’s officers and crew [...]

 

[Read more →]

Tags: Hooting Yard

Hooting Yard: Six Long Years Of Wittering ‘N’ Babble.

August 17th, 2010 · No Comments

Those of you familiar with the important Hooting Yard Book o’ Days will know that precisely six years ago today, the very first episode of Hooting Yard On The Air was broadcast on ResonanceFM. I will be celebrating by drinking a flask of aerated lettucewater and sacrificing a (vegan, marzipan) goat.
Once upon a time, of [...]

 

[Read more →]

Tags: Hooting Yard

Hooting Yard: The Terrible Fate Of Mrs. Sludge, The Medium.

August 8th, 2010 · No Comments

Thus the irascible chain-smoking coach took up lodgings at the edge of an ant farm, and spent hours upon hours every day drilling the ants in all sorts of sporty disciplines. So fantastic was his rapport with the tiny insects that they came to worship him as a god, one who wore a Homburg hat [...]

 

[Read more →]

Tags: Hooting Yard

Hooting Yard: Zoist Spasms.

July 26th, 2010 · No Comments

I strode manfully over to the town gymnasium to throw medicine balls around to no apparent purpose and to spend a while on the simulated bobsleigh machine. At the corner, as luck would have it, I bumped into young Dagobert Stalin, but he was in a frantic hurry, rushing to some newsworthy incident, of which [...]

 

[Read more →]

Tags: Hooting Yard

Hooting Yard: About Ivan Clank.

July 17th, 2010 · No Comments

A hammer thumped thrice upon a panel indicated the good burghers had made a decision, and the townsfolk gathered in the square to hear it pronounced. The grubby man was to be coaxed into a tub of hot water, and scrubbed with soapy brushes, scrubbed and rinsed and scrubbed and rinsed until all trace of [...]

 

[Read more →]

Tags: Hooting Yard

Hooting Yard: A Duck In A Pond.

July 9th, 2010 · No Comments

I am minded to conduct enquiries into Dr Henry Hall Sherwood of New York, a man with “controversial electromagnetic theories” who “would become known for his ’savage rotary magnetic machine’ which he claimed could cure all manner of diseases from rheumatism to herpes and tuberculosis”. Gosh!

A Duck In A Pond
Two Snippets
Chambers [...]

 

[Read more →]

Tags: Hooting Yard

Hooting Yard: Hark!

July 3rd, 2010 · No Comments

Back at the house, Dennis sat looking at his mother in her winding-sheet. He was perplexed that she had called him Ivan, for he had not put two and two together. He was soft in the head, and a worrier. If he was Ivan, he wondered, where was Dennis? He decided to [...]

 

[Read more →]

Tags: Hooting Yard

Hooting Yard: Shade Of Smart.

June 28th, 2010 · No Comments

Bonkers Maisie in her cart, trundling past the madhouse wall. Has she read The Intellectual Part by author Rayner Heppenstall? Yes she has, a hundred times, it is the only book she owns. She can act it out in mimes while juggling several traffic cones. She trundles ‘long the rutted lane, [...]

 

[Read more →]

Tags: Hooting Yard

Hooting Yard: 77 Today.

June 23rd, 2010 · No Comments

It is not, I think, generally known that the notorious killer Babinsky was also a man of letters. So the imminent publication of The Complete And Staggeringly Voluminous Correspondence Of The Notorious Killer Babinsky, in no fewer than forty volumes, is to be welcomed. Babinsky, it seems, when he could tear [...]

 

[Read more →]

Tags: Hooting Yard